Create Your Own Visited States Map
The map above shows all the states I've visited for one reason or another. Most of the reasons involved healthcare conferences I attended or exhibited at.
In those states I had my favorite cities...
- San Francisco
- New Orleans
- Las Vegas
- San Antonio
- Did I say Nashville?
Of the rest -- Alaska, Idaho, North and South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Alabama -- I have absolutely no desire to visit. None. Nada. Zip. Zed.
Well, maybe Alaska. If I'm forced.
Reasons for not wanting to visit those states:
- Idaho: Seriously?
- North or South Dakota: Not enough draw, I guess
- Nebraska and Kansas: Too much corn. Too flat.
- Arkansas, Mississippi, and Alabama: Way too conservative and racist for me, especially Mississippi, which needs to bring itself up to, at least, the 1980s.
|Gaylord Opreyland Resort in Nashville.|
Or as I call it, Hell on Earth.
Honestly, if I never visit any of those states in my lifetime, it will be just fine with me.
What will most assuredly NOT be fine with me is if I am forced to go to Nashville again. No, that will NOT BE OKAY!