Monday, February 17, 2014

My Proustian Questionnaire



If ever I was on The Actor's Studio, here's how I might answer Mr. Lipton's questions. Based, as he says, on Bernard Pivot's version of Marcel Proust's questionnaire.

What is your favorite word?

Awesome

What is your least favorite word?

The N word. I hate even to say "the N word."

What turns you on?

Competence

What turns you off?

Criticism

What sound do you love?

The sound my wife makes when we hug after an argument

What sound do you hate?

My daughter crying

What is your favorite curse word?

What the fucking fuck.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Acting

What profession would you not like to do?

Pediatric nurse

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"Care for a ceegar?"